And finally...choose your words carefully Be on your guard when chatting to an Irish woman if you hear the phrase ‘What’s that supposed to mean? Your cailín is not happy and will be expecting a speedy explanation, that could possibly land you in an even bigger hole... If you want to keep yourself stress free and keep your bedroom looking warm and inviting for the lady of your choice, dump the white bed linen as streaky orange sheets are definitely not romance inducing.Beware of being ‘grand’ In a tête-à-tête with an Irish woman, proceed with caution when she tells you she’s ‘Fine’ or ‘Grand’ (usually through gritted teeth).So beware - do not come between a woman and her friends or family or it will end in fisticuffs!
How they like their tea There is nothing more important to an Irish woman in need of comfort than a perfectly brewed cup of tea and it’s your job, as the man in her life, to know exactly how she takes it.
So be prepared when you jump into bed, as two blocks of ice (which masquerade as her feet) will be wrapped around your legs, which you will of course comply with without complaint.